She Looked Like A Witch

LONDON (Reuters) - A schoolgirl told a British court Thursday she was put into a laundry bag and was going to be thrown from a third-floor apartment window into a river by her mother and aunt who thought she was a witch.Momma told authorities, "she looked like a witch." Auntie added, "she has a wart."
Why didn't they just put her and a duck on the scales? If they weight the same ... BURN HER!
3 Comments:
But...she turned me into a newt!
*eyes look down*
*sheepishly* I got bettah.
"They dressed me like this; this isn't my nose, it's a false nose."
"Is that true?"
"Yes. But she does have a wart, and she is a witch. Burn her anyway!"
BTW, welcome tee bee.
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