Thursday, May 12, 2005

She Looked Like A Witch

A Mother and Aunt thought the girl was a witch:

LONDON (Reuters) - A schoolgirl told a British court Thursday she was put into a laundry bag and was going to be thrown from a third-floor apartment window into a river by her mother and aunt who thought she was a witch.
Momma told authorities, "she looked like a witch." Auntie added, "she has a wart."

Why didn't they just put her and a duck on the scales? If they weight the same ... BURN HER!


At 10:29 AM, Blogger Masked MenaceĀ© said...

But...she turned me into a newt!

*eyes look down*

*sheepishly* I got bettah.

At 12:30 PM, Blogger tee bee said...

"They dressed me like this; this isn't my nose, it's a false nose."

"Is that true?"

"Yes. But she does have a wart, and she is a witch. Burn her anyway!"

At 1:56 PM, Blogger KJ said...

BTW, welcome tee bee.


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