Friday, February 24, 2006

Bushism Alert

A Bushism is the humorous misuse of a word or sentence, as President Bush is known to do.

He did it again recently when he admitted that terrorists at a port could alter a "manifold" in an effort to smuggle in a bomb.

Of course, manifold has multiple meanings, none of which have to do with shipping.

A manifest is documentation related to shipp.

Oh, wait, that wasn't President Bush. It was New York Senator Chuck Schumer.

1 Comments:

At 11:46 PM, Blogger camojack said...

What if they altered an intake manifold on one o' them thar humungous diesel engines? Then they could smuggle in a nuke thataway...

 

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