Monday, February 20, 2006

Great, But What Is My Baby-Daddy?

A new book out explains to your little one "Why Mommy Is A Democrat."

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Why does the book only explain why Mommy is a Democrat? Did they conclude that Democratic households with children don't have daddies, so a book "why daddy is a democrat" would only cause children to ask, "who is my daddy, mommy?"

H/t: joke idea came from a caller to a talk show this morning.

Of course, there are other readings for the libertarian and conservative households.

Of course, Why Mommy Is A Democrat can't be any worse than the biggest communist indoctrination book for children I know, Rainbow Fish.


At 3:30 PM, Blogger tee bee said...

Isn't that the same mommy of Heather Has Two Mommies fame?

That would at least explain where daddy is. I'm not sure what it says about her being a Dem.

At 5:25 PM, Blogger Cassandra said...


At 10:38 PM, Blogger Pooke said...

Because she's a welfare recipient?

At 11:12 PM, Blogger a former european said...

(cue cheesy game show music)

Velcome peoples of world to most popular show of North Sverdlovsk, Ask Oleg!

Ya, here is Oleg. What is your problems?

Caller 1: Oleg, why is mommy a democrat?

Oleg: Mommy is democrat because is petty bourgeois Menshevik who fears burning Red Truth of Bolshevik message. Mommy is useful idiot who will be purged when Revolution comes. Is nyext caller.

Caller 2: Oleg, why does Heather two mommies have?

Oleg: Is because of decadence of West. Before collapsing into ashheap of history, decadent capitalist imperialists seek to eliminate virile New Soviet Man and stop from producing new Soviet Party Heros for next generation. Rosie O'Donnell will definitely be purged when Revolution comes. Is nyext caller.

Caller 3: Oleg, have you considered to be Democratic National Committee Chairman?

Oleg: Bozhemoi, Howard Dean! I am many times telling you to quit calling show! I spit on your request! Ptooie! Call you one more time and will I personally line you up against wall and start purges early! I tell you many times, Revolution will not come from Pterodactyl screeching, but from guns and gulags. Lack you proper Socialistic Ardor to bring the Revolution.

That's all time have for Ask Oleg. Tune in tomorrow when Oleg talks to Hillary Clinton. Does she have balls to slaughter 30 million American Kulaks on her bloody rise to Party Chairmanship? Oleg thinks yes.

(more cheesy game show music)

At 4:07 AM, Blogger camojack said...

'Cause she's squirrely, that's why!

At 10:02 AM, Blogger KJ said...


That was just classic.

May I use as its own post?

At 4:46 PM, Blogger a former european said...

Sure, go ahead. I was experimenting with a new character.


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