Thursday, February 23, 2006

For Really Really Lazy Fat People

I could stand to lose a few pounds, but I'm not lazy. Some people, however, apparently really really lazy.

For those too lazy to actually chew their Krispy Kreme donut, the donut flavored drink.

And for those too lazy to move their ice cream cone around, the spinning cone.



At 4:44 PM, Blogger Cassandra said...


When I was a little girl, my Daddy used to take me to the ice cream parlor for chocolate ice cream cones.

And then he'd brag to all his friends that I was the only little girl he knew who never spilled a single drop in the car on the way home. That was like a super big deal to me that my Dad noticed I didn't mess his car up, because I was always getting into trouble all the time and my little brother never did. I still like ice cream cones.

At 5:27 PM, Anonymous Brad Warbiany said...


You know the first thing that an enterprising young electrical engineer like myself thinks about the self-rotating ice cream cone?

"Dammit, why didn't *I* think of that?!"

I have no moral qualms about exploiting other peoples' laziness for my own financial gain.

At 6:47 PM, Blogger Masked MenaceĀ© said...

Heh, If necessity is the mother of invention then laziness is definitly the father.

At 8:13 PM, Blogger Cassandra said...

Menace, I was expecting ... I don't know... more from you. You know, Masked Menace, ice cream, they kind of go hand in hand.

I'm just sayin'.

At 8:58 PM, Blogger tee bee said...

eminem, I think you mean laziness is the mother. As the comedian once said, "Girls, you don't have to be good, you just have to be there."

At 3:31 AM, Blogger camojack said...

What about the lazy people who aren't myself?
(I think you're profiling...)

At 5:35 PM, Blogger Masked MenaceĀ© said...

Yeah, but that would require that I have 2 brain cells to rub together at the moment. At least I worked in the bedroom angle, if albeit subtly.

At 5:00 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

You erm Are Fatttttt


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