U.N.American

The U.N. was holding the U.N. Food and Agriculture Organization conference.

An important agency like the U.N. would certainly want to maintain its image. So it did something entirely consistent with its image: it invited dictators, thugs, and terrorists Hugo Chavez and Robert Mugabe to speak and bash America.

President Robert Mugabe of Zimbabwe and Venezuela's Hugo Chavez turned their speeches at the U.N. Food and Agriculture Organization into tirades, with the African leader describing Blair and Bush as "two unholy men of our millennium."

Chavez accused what he called "the North American empire" of threatening "all life on the planet," while Mugabe compared Bush and Blair, for their alliance in the war in Iraq, to Germany's Adolf Hitler and Italy's Benito Mussolini, who were World War II allies.

But surely such inappropriate banter at a food conference would go unwelcomed by the distinguished, freedom loving U.N. delegates?

The verbal attacks by Chavez and Mugabe drew cheers and applause from many of the delegates. The organization has 188 members.

Mugagbe, who stole farms from white land owners and gave them to people with skin a closer hue to his own, has watched his coutry's farming base colapse. Hunger is rampant in Zimbabwe since these "reforms."

I can't think of a better person to speak at a U.N. agriculture conference.


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