No Government Cheese: Celebrate Hamadan

Friday, October 14, 2005

Celebrate Hamadan

IMAO reaches out to the Islamofacists for Ramadan.

H/t: Dave, who isn't "here" right now.

12 Comments:

At 10:49 AM, spd rdr said...: "Dave's not home."
You are soooooo "pinned," KJ.
At 10:51 AM, KJ said...: Huh?

OK, "home." I fixed it.
At 10:53 AM, KJ said...: Wait a minute. His site is "Dave's Not Here." I had it right the first time.

Are you trying to confuse me spd?
At 1:42 PM, spd rdr said...: "Dave's not here" comes from an old Cheech & Chong routine. I thought you were being funny.

Soft knocks at the door)
CHONG (obviously stoned): Who is it?
CHEECH: It's me, Dave. Open up, man, I got the stuff.
(More knocks)
CHONG: Who is it?
CHEECH: It's me, Dave, man. Open up, I got the stuff.
CHONG: Who?
CHEECH: It's, Dave, man. Open up, I think the cops saw me come in here.
(More knocks)
CHONG: Who is it?
CHEECH: It's, Dave, man. Will you open up, I got the stuff with me.
CHONG: Who?
CHEECH: Dave, man. Open up.
CHONG: Dave?
CHEECH: Yeah, Dave. C'mon, man, open up, I think the cops saw me.
CHONG: Dave's not here.
CHEECH: No, man, I'm Dave, man.
(Sharp knocks at the door)
CHEECH: Hey, c'mon, man.
CHONG: Who is it?
CHEECH: It's Dave, man. Will you open up? I got the stuff with me.
CHONG: Who?
CHEECH: Dave, man. Open up.
CHONG: Dave?
CHEECH: Yeah, Dave.
CHONG: Dave's not here.
CHEECH: What the hell? No, man, I am Dave, man. Will you...
(More knocks)
CHEECH: C'mon! Open up the door, will you? I got the stuff with me, I think the cops saw me.
CHONG: Who is it?
CHEECH: Oh, what the hell is it...c'mon. Open up the door! It's Dave!
CHONG: Who?
CHEECH: Dave! D-A-V-E! Will you open up the goddam door!
CHONG: Dave?
CHEECH: Yeah, Dave!
CHONG: Dave?
CHEECH: Right, man. Dave. Now will you open up the door?
CHONG: Dave's not here.
At 1:46 PM, KJ said...: I feel so uncultured.

I never got into the Cheech & Chong stuff.
At 7:17 PM, portia said...: Me? I have the "munchies" just reading those words, again. But then, I wasn't inter-utero in the early '70s:)
Good news, bad news.
At 10:18 AM, Anonymous said...: You missed some excellent, non PC comdey, KJ.
At 10:19 AM, Anonymous said...: And I can't believe I used commas...oh that is just Not Good.
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At 12:01 PM, Cassandra said...: anonymous displays a rather startlingly varied vocabulary, doesn't he/she?

We are dismayed and somewhat jealous.
At 1:07 PM, KJ said...: I felt like saying, "I know you are but what am I?"
At 10:18 PM, Cassandra said...: I dunno.. I was rooting for "bounces off me, sticks to you"