Friday, September 23, 2005

An Idea (guest bloggers at) the Cheese Can Get Behind

Good news for KJ from the York Daily Record:
So we're going to the moon again.

On Monday, NASA announced a $104 billion plan to pay for this venture, or re-venture to the lunar surface in 2018.

That gives us lots of time to prepare. [snip]

Well, we here at the York Daily Record/Sunday News know how to stop this uneducational duality that is reality: Make the next trip to the moon a reality show!

We're thinking a marriage between "The Real World," "Survivor" and "The Surreal Life." For the sake of simplicity, we'll call it "YDR Real World: Moon."

A cast of bickering, selfish, competitive and disgustingly-rich-yet-starving-for-attention celebrities will spend a week on the moon competing in a variety of challenges. Every day, a loser is sent via space pod to Hollywood's equivalent of hell — New Jersey.

Send KJ to the moon in '18!

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2 Comments:

At 4:14 PM, Blogger KJ said...

All I need to do is raise 104Billion dollars?

 
At 5:49 PM, Blogger tee bee said...

Relax, we've got time. You need to be getting ready to pass all the endurance tests...

 

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