Sunday, July 16, 2006

When Muslims Go Too Far

A report from Katahkstan claims that a chicken laid an egg. Well, there is more to the story.

A chicken in a Kazakh village has laid an egg with the word "Allah" inscribed on its shell, state media reported Thursday.

"Our mosque confirmed that it says 'Allah' in Arabic," Bites Amantayeva, a farmer from the village of Stepnoi in eastern Kazakhstan, told state news agency Kazinform.

"We'll keep this egg and we don't think it'll go bad."

You realize that this can only escalate the war against the Christian world. Now we Christians will have to step up our battle over signs. We will see the Virgin Mary in the water stains of an underpass on I-65 or a grilled cheese sandwich (see right). Jesus' image will appear on moldy bread in Aunt Gertie's cupboard.

This is not going to be pretty. We need to disarm and stop this religious war quickly.

Any one for an omelet?

5 Comments:

At 7:15 PM, Blogger tee bee said...

It looks like a portrait of the Virgin Mary.

Wait til the Pope hears about this. We were finally putting the crusades behind us...

 
At 3:53 AM, Blogger camojack said...

Steak and eggs is my usual Sunday breakfast fare, but yesterday's looked just like...steak and eggs.
(Steak well done, eggs over easy)

 
At 10:26 AM, Blogger Cassandra said...

I don't know about you, but I could swear I saw Adrian Paul in the foam in my Corona Lite on Friday night.

But then it was really a long week.

For a moment there, I was considering declaring jihad, but then I dropped in a slice of lime and broke out the guacamole.

 
At 10:39 AM, Blogger KJ said...

As Adrian would say, "there can be only one."

 
At 12:07 PM, Anonymous Woman Riding 4-Wheeler Fully Clothed said...

that face in the toast looks more like a Jean Harlow than a Virgin Mary!..Not that the Virgin Mary couldn't look like Jean Harlow (or vice versa for the sake of "which came first?"...the toast or the egg)...And really---what are the chances a Missouri girl would favor young "true blue Joooo" girl?

(aside: if I didn't know any better, I'd think that verification word was a cuss word in Arabic!)

 

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