Smurf War News

Trust me, this is too good to pass up for more news about Brittney Spears' child.

You want hard, up close war reporting? Check out this imbedded reporting:

Combined U.N. and Belgian forces are pressing the fugitives Smurfs from the west, while the Code Pink armies, led by Cindy Sheehan drive down from the north. "We'll get those little fascist bastards," Mother Sheehan told the assembled crowd of reports. "No little blue people are going to knock me off the front page. I've got absolute moral authority!"Meanwhile to the south, three French armies have returned home after failing to find any Smurfs to surrender to.

Heigh-ho takes us where the LameStream Media is afraid to go.