Christmas Gift Ideas
I've always been wondering what the person whose skull I found in my back yard looked like. If you buy me this for Christmas, I assume that I will be able to figure it out.
I don't know though whether I should get the "blue eyes" or the "brown eyes" model. Don't you love CSI?
I can't wait until more toys are modeled after CSI. What could we get then?
"Mommy, can I have the CSI Rape Evidence Collection Kit? And don't even think about not getting the sperm finding blue light that goes with it."
"Daddy, I want the blood collection and DNA analysis kit. I will prove to you that I didn't give Johnny that stupid black eye."
Yup. Christmas can only get better with these quality toys.
posted by KJ @ 1:02 AM
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$20? I'll pitch in a buck. But I think you need to determine whether it's a caucasion male (in which case, pick patriarcal blue) or not (then pick multi-culti brown).
And you're kidding about the skull, right? Hey, I haven't seen unicycle guy around here lately...
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