Sunday, June 12, 2005

My Hero? The Pizza Delivery Man

Before personal injury trial attorneys ruined our prompt, 30 minutes or its free pizza delivery, we could count on pizza deliver man to be a real man. To avoid having your pie come out of his pocket, he would drive fast, run lights and stops sign, and use neighborhood cut throughs at 65 mph. But that ended after a few million dollar punitive damages awards.

But just when you thought the studly pizza delivery man was a thing of the past, we have Thomas Steffanelli. It seems that Mr. Steffanelli, pictured at right, was shot by a would be thief. Since he didn't have a working cell phone, he delivered his next three pizzas before going to the hospital.

It is nice to have a real man delivering pizzas. Mr. Steffanelli, the Cheese salute you!

3 Comments:

At 2:59 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ahhhh...you blog about one of my weaknesses.....

Studly Italians. Whadda ya think I meant?...Pizza w/extra Gov't cheese?

 
At 9:49 AM, Blogger Jane Bellwether said...

If pilots can pack heat, so should pizza guys.

 
At 11:32 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Cass,
I ain't never had an Italian either. I've always *wanted one*. Santa Claus is a PUNK!

I LIKE & have always like "the look", much the same with Greeks....YUP...WITH an "R"...(~;) Dark & dangerous. And really I'm only ref'ing to "the look". Any nationality and "look" owns its own sets of jerks. (~;)]

Besides, aren't geeks in vogue now? (~;)

 

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