Thursday, June 09, 2005

Gay Thursday - 6/9

This week's Gay* Thursday deals with the swashbuckling gay bladed swordsman, Zorro. Not the real one, but the modern one, found in Doylestown, Pennsylvania. As the headline reads:

Police looking for naked masked man

Never minding the fact that if'n you're wearing a mask, you are not naked, this masked murader is known in his community as the naked Zorro.

According to Doylestown Police Chief Stephen White, the unidentified man known as the "naked Zorro" has struck at least eight or nine times, but in the neighboring jurisdiction. Always disguised with a black mask and wearing white sneakers, the suspect accosts women walking alone or in groups.

When the naked Zorro struck in Doylestown on May 27, his targets were three teenage girls. The teens were walking on an isolated street at around 11 p.m. when the suspect approached them from behind. The girls fled and contacted police.

Zorro appears to be good for the economy as well.
The nude swashbuckler's antics have also made him a local celebrity — White said "naked Zorro" t-shirts have become popular.
The police, however, are not amused.
But police find nothing amusing about the naked Zorro's escapades.
See, I told you they were not amused.

"Something could occur that could escalate this into a dangerous situation," White said. "People should contact police if they see anything suspicious."
You know, like a naked man, except he is wearing sneakers and a mask. Battle on, gay blade.

* Gay: 1 a : happily excited : MERRY b : keenly alive and exuberant : having or inducing high spirits 2 a : BRIGHT, LIVELY b : brilliant in color


At 10:51 AM, Blogger Pile On® said...

This person sounds like a Menace.

A Masked Menace.

At 10:55 AM, Blogger KJ said...

I so wish I had thought of that.

At 12:08 PM, Blogger Jehane said...

It's not too late :)

At 12:43 PM, Blogger Masked Menace© said...

I was waiting for that.

I guess I should go put some clothes on now.

At 12:51 PM, Blogger Jehane said...

Don't do anything rash on my account...

Or don't do anything that will give you a rash.

Oh *nevermind*.

Oh I so did not say that.

At 1:19 PM, Blogger Masked Menace© said...

Well, you would think I would be a little smarter. Even MRUN picked a better climate than Pennsylvania.

At 1:28 PM, Anonymous man riding unicycle naked said...

Climate is important. It is also nice that I dont even have to wear a mask where I ride.

At 1:50 PM, Blogger Masked Menace© said...

But don't you stick to the seat?

At 2:32 PM, Blogger Jehane said...

I do *not* want to think about that. You should also not lick the seat in wintertime.

You don't have to thank me for that little tip, MRUN.

At 2:38 PM, Anonymous man riding unicycle naked said...

No Mr. Mennace. It is all about ones choice of material. Thank you for the tip Cassandra but wintertime is pretty tame here in the Keys.


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