Friday, June 24, 2005

Mime Mugging

A street mime dressed as the Statue of Liberty was mugged. The trial started Wednesday. I'm guessing the mime refused to testify audibly.
"They tried to take my bucket, my money," said Elhadj Tandia, a Times Square
street performer, through an interpreter. "One of them hit me in the side of the
head."

Where does one hire a mime interpreter?

In further testimony we learned that the muggers originally escaped despite the fact that the mime screamed his hands.

The muggers were later caught by the mime in an invisible box.

1 Comments:

At 11:38 PM, Blogger a former european said...

It is the crime outrageous!

-- Jacques Chirac

 

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