Who Gets Your Vote?
I have heard it said that is not much difference between Republicans and Democrats. Who? Well, I have said it. On issues like spending, there really isn't anymore. The Republicans in Congress and spending like drunken college students with Mommy's credit card. Don't get me wrong -- the Democrats would be worse, and they would tax me for it. It is disappointing nonetheless. But, there is a difference between the parties. I have looked into it. Based on voting trend surveys I have read and the issues supported by the predominate or loudest voices of each party, I wish to identity the difference once and for all. At least for now.
The Democratic Party is the party of ...
Career Welfare Recipients
The Trust Fund Wealthy
High school drop outs and Ph. D.'s in English, Theater and other high paying subjects
Atheists and haters of the religious
The Homeless (people who won't take care of themselves)
Mob run union goons
People who profit from the killing of unborn babies
Druggies (see, Rock musicians)
The emotional and idealism driven
People who organize protests with stupid slogans
Commies and socialists
The Republican Party is the party of ...
Christian and Jewish fundamentalists
Large corporate executives who make millions but employ many thousands
Wealthy who got there working
Unapologetic SUV drivers
"If you don't like American, then go to Russia dernit!" people
If your face abortion foes
Cold hearted bastards who don't realize what their best interests are
Knuckle dragging neanderthals who want TV to be family friendly
Nanny like do gooders who want to stop drug use
Science and technology phobes
Some college and college graduates, and grad students in accounting and economic fields
Cuban hispanics and other Castro haters
Military brass and other war time oppressors
People who think you should prove your identity to vote (all about oppression)
So, ask yourself something. Which labels are more accurate? I think the Democratic labels are more accurate. Finally, who would you rather watch your back?
Aside: If only the Libertarian Party was on the right side of the War on Terror.