One Man's Struggle to Take it Easy
Farris Bueller strikes again: "Teen Who Went to Iraq Skips Facing Media."
He's probably doing the twist on a parade float full of girls in dirndles somewhere downtown.
Ferris: Hey, Cameron. You realize if we played by the rules right now we'd be in gym?
Can the kid help it if he finds wandering around in Iraq with an Arabic phrase book more fun than doing polkas or the Virginia Reel with freshmen in the multi-purpose room?
CP @ GMC.