Want to Kill Your Wife? Give Her Radioactive Flowers
In Amsterdam, of course, someone thought up glow in the dark flowers. In regular light, they are white. But in the dark, they glow green (see left).
Some of Saddam's WMD may be behind this.
They are sprayed with an invisible chemical that is not harmful to the flowers or people, the company said.
"The market needs fresh ideas and innovation, and Glowing Flowers fit into the 'bling bling' trend," the company said, referring to a fad for wearing copious jewelry inspired by rap musicians.
"The expectation is that the light-giving products will be primarily well-received in southern and eastern Europe," it said.
Because when I think hip-hop and bling, I think southern and eastern Europe.
Don't be the last on your block to give your sweetie bling flowers. Just don't carry them if you are trying avoid a drive-by.