O-kayyyyy....
In case you were wondering why KJ has been so tight-lipped about his...err..ummm..."important trial", he spilled the beans to me last night.
I even got a sneak peak at the complaint he filed on behalf of The Man. I gotta tell you, it's a thing of beauty:
"God received different material valuables from me, as well as prayers in exchange for promises of a better life. In reality, this did not happen - I found myself in the devil's hands."
You have to love a dude who is suing the Romananian Orthodox Church for "alleged God-inflicted" damages.
posted by Cassandra @ 12:54 PM
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Boy! You talk about representing "The Man!"
Um...Does God pay his fees on time?
Just asking.
I'm pretty sure he's gonna need more than a verbal contract if he wants to win this one.
Oops! I hope the jury's cloistered; it would be very bad if we prejudiced them.
Sorry. Could. Not. Help. It.
The benefits are heavenly.
(okay, it was a groaner)
God won't try us with adversity beyond our capacity to endure it, but the basic contract, if I may be so bold to utter a long held personal belief of mine is that
He does His part and we do ours. That means we make choices and suffer the consequences or reap the blessings.
I think a lot of people forget the "and we do ours" part.
Bless you Cricket, I thought I was going to hang in the wind on that one.
So, did KJ say what the guy was suing for? I don't think the Eastern Orthodoxes even have chairs to sit down in, so not much collateral there... maybe he wants some of their crazy cool icons.
Aw Shucks.
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