In case you were wondering why KJ has been so tight-lipped about his...err..ummm..."important trial", he spilled the beans to me last night.
I even got a sneak peak at the complaint he filed on behalf of The Man. I gotta tell you, it's a thing of beauty:
"God received different material valuables from me, as well as prayers in exchange for promises of a better life. In reality, this did not happen - I found myself in the devil's hands."
You have to love a dude who is suing the Romananian Orthodox Church for "alleged God-inflicted" damages.