No Government Cheese: I Am Stunned...

Monday, November 14, 2005

I Am Stunned...

Isn't technology wonderful?

How did we ever survive before these things were invented?

5 Comments:

At 4:56 PM, Anonymous said...: Um...uh huh. I haven't stopped laughing.
I can't wait to show this to the Engineer. He will just make some comment along the lines of 'that's what hands are for' and go off and do something manly in his holey jeans.
At 5:21 PM, Cassandra said...: Believe it or not, I was searching all morning for something funny. Some days it just takes longer.

Sadly, I had a hilarious story from the Spousal Unit, but if I'd repeated it I have a feeling I'd be divorced now.
At 8:18 PM, Anonymous said...: I disapprove of a product like this. Heat reduces nipple perkiness.
At 8:53 PM, Cassandra said...: Good Lord. That was something I would have expected from the person I live with.

I didn't expect it from an upstanding military vehicle like you.
At 3:41 AM, camojack said...: The old-fashioned ways are often best.

I am mighty! I have a glow you cannot see. I have a heart as big as the moon! As warm as bathwater! We are superheroes, men, we don't have time to be charming! The boots of evil were made for walkin'! We're watching the big picture, friend! We know the score! We are a public service, not glamour boys! Not captains of industry! Keep your vulgar moneys! We are a justice sandwich. No toppings necessary. Living rooms of America, do you catch my drift? Do you dig?

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