Men Continue To Become Wussies

Despite a recent poll to the contrary, news has it that men in America and Europe are becoming more, rather than less, metrosexual. This was discussed in this weeks Euro-trash Tuesday/Gay* Thursday. In other words, men are becoming great big pansy, skirt wearing wussies.

And if you needed any more proof, we have this:

Domestic Violence Drops by More Than Half.

UPDATE: I have been told by one who constantly seeks self improvement that this post may have been ill advised. I used that advice to do further reflection on this subject. I have concluded that my previous conclusion, that the drop in domestic violence was due to men become wimpier, may be overly pessimistic. One could look at the data and conclude that the drop in domestic violence is because women and children are simply better behaved, having been well trained by the prior years of domestic violence not to upset the man of the house. If that is the case, then kudos!

Now, I suppose my post has lead some to believe that I support domestic violence. I don't. But, as the late Sam Kinison said, "I UNDERSTAND IT! I mean I know what turns Mr. Hand into Mr. Fist!" And if it can be avoided by proper obedience, all the better.

UPDATED UPDATE: Look people, I'M KIDDING! I always ask, WWTTD? What Would The Tick Do. And the answer is, "Never hit a woman. Unless she is a supervillian!"