Monday, March 21, 2005

Scumbag of the Week Award

I also work at The Ebb & Flow Institute, which has a number of awards that it gives out "weekly," which means "when we feel like it." This week, I am awarding the Scumbag of the Week Award to John Jewell. About 4 years ago, Mr. Jewell was on the verge of dying of kidney failure. His wife of 33 years donated one of her kidneys to him. Then she got breast cancer. Then he left her for his mistress. The most shocking thing about all of this is that Mr. Jewell, Mrs. Jewell, and the new lover are all local politicians. It is Europe though.

Congratulations Mr. Jewell. May your family jewells fall off soon.


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