Tuesday, March 07, 2006

Gratuitous Caption Contest: Oscar Edition

tee bee

Is that Rhea Perlman's sister? No, that's one of America's hottest young rockers, Eddie Van Halen, at Elton John's Oscar party on Sunday.

Personally, I'd like to be reassured that those are matches in his hand.

Photo: AP.


At 3:50 PM, Blogger KJ said...

Valerie! Valerie! Has anyone seen Valerie! I have changed.

At 5:53 PM, Blogger Pile OnĀ® said...

Teeth! Teeth! Has anyone seen my teeth? I set them down here somewhere.

At 6:27 PM, Blogger tee bee said...

I noticed the lack of pearly whites. It is beyond difficult to think of this as Eddie "Hot for Teacher" Van Halen.

Caption: "I've got it bad, so bad, I'm hot for nursie."

At least the drugs are legal now. If only he could have kicked the tobacco.

At 5:08 AM, Blogger camojack said...

Maybe it's a condom(inium) he's holding.

Hope springs eternal!!!
(I haven't given up...)

At 8:23 AM, Blogger kwl said...

Help me please!!! I think Nancy Pelosi switched her teeth with mine!!
Has anyone seen Nancy Pelosi????

At 10:15 AM, Blogger Cassandra said...

Double, double, toil and trouble
Fire burn and cauldron bubble...
By the pricking of the thumbs
Something wicked this way comes

Good Lord [shudder]

At 10:16 AM, Blogger Cassandra said...

MY thumbs.


At 11:08 AM, Anonymous Harden Stuhl said...

My Guitar just went limp.....

At 4:25 PM, Blogger Cassandra said...



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