Gratuitous Caption Contest: Oscar Edition
tee bee
Is that Rhea Perlman's sister? No, that's one of America's hottest young rockers, Eddie Van Halen, at Elton John's Oscar party on Sunday.Personally, I'd like to be reassured that those are matches in his hand.
Photo: AP.
posted by Jane Bellwether @ 2:55 PM
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8 Comments:
Valerie! Valerie! Has anyone seen Valerie! I have changed.
Teeth! Teeth! Has anyone seen my teeth? I set them down here somewhere.
I noticed the lack of pearly whites. It is beyond difficult to think of this as Eddie "Hot for Teacher" Van Halen.
Caption: "I've got it bad, so bad, I'm hot for nursie."
At least the drugs are legal now. If only he could have kicked the tobacco.
Maybe it's a condom(inium) he's holding.
Hope springs eternal!!!
(I haven't given up...)
Help me please!!! I think Nancy Pelosi switched her teeth with mine!!
Has anyone seen Nancy Pelosi????
Double, double, toil and trouble
Fire burn and cauldron bubble...
By the pricking of the thumbs
Something wicked this way comes
Good Lord [shudder]
MY thumbs.
doh.
My Guitar just went limp.....
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