Judge Roberts* Thursday (9/1): Hitler Drinking Game

Judge Roberts* Thursday, in time for the weekend, I wish to share the Hitler drinking game, invented by the ever concise blogger Chairman eDog's Superblog o' Capitalist Oppression, with the following easy to understand rules:

A group of 2 or more players each take a shot glass and fill it with booze (Jaeger or Rumplemintz seems appropriate. Schnapps does not.)

The tallest, whitest, and most (naturally) blonde player starts by naming a famous person.

The next player (rotate counter-clockwise) quickly names one way that the celebrity resembles Adolf Hitler, and then each suceeding player follows suit until someone is either stumped or missattributes a similarity.

Whoever is stumped must take a shot. Whoever falsely attributes a similarity between Hitler and the celebrity must take a shot, but if the similarity turns out to be correctly applied, everyone else must take a shot.

Jews, communists, slavs, gypsies, and homosexuals get to force one other player to take a shot on command as compensation for the Holocaust. [Ed.: If you are a Judge and have been rumored to be gay, you may also make everyone else take a shot.]

Any player who says George W. Bush's name for any reason during the game must take two shots and fill up everyone else's shot glasses until someone else makes the same mistake. For leftists, you can change the previous rule to sanction anyone who uses Hillary Clinton's name.

Any player who gives the name of a famous World War II vet (Bob Dole or George Bush I, for example) must take two shots.

Any player who thinks this is stupid must drink Schnapps.

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*Judge Roberts Thursday will temporarily be replacing our normal Gay** Thursday segment.

** Gay: 1 a : happily excited : MERRY b : keenly alive and exuberant : having or inducing high spirits 2 a : BRIGHT, LIVELY b : brilliant in color