The News In Run On Sentences

Why is it always America's fault, there is no pleasing some dictators.

Cindy doesn't speak for most like her, a new poll shows to no one's surprise.

Lot's of deserving folks go to a little known hall of fame, a few I'd question though.

Fighting sharks ends badly for diver, friend watches.

A dead funny fat man is now a star, his living star friends attend.