Wednesday, August 10, 2005

Jump To Stop Global Warming

I'll be busy today. Posting will be light.

Ever wanted to help end global warming? There are a few options.

You could write your congressperson to insist that the U.S. sign the Kyoto Treaty.

You could recycle at home -- you know, Think Globally, Act Locally.

You could chain yourself to a big tree about to be cut down.

You could blow up a Hummer dealership.

You could quit eating beef.

You could quit passing gas.

Or, you could jump when it is your time zone's turn on World Jump Day, thus moving the Earth into a new orbit that would reverse global warmings impact. You can even sign up for a reminder e-mail.

Get to it people.

4 Comments:

At 10:07 AM, Blogger spd rdr said...

It says they need 600,000,000 people to make this happens. What happens if they get 600,000,001? Does the earth go flying off into the void?

 
At 10:25 AM, Blogger Noton Yalife said...

We get lots of happy women and unhappy men because the bikini season is shorter? :©)

 
At 10:43 AM, Blogger portia said...

Cass, that depends whether it's before or after one of my usual lunches:)

 
At 1:38 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

uh....

 

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