Wednesday, August 10, 2005

Jump To Stop Global Warming

I'll be busy today. Posting will be light.

Ever wanted to help end global warming? There are a few options.

You could write your congressperson to insist that the U.S. sign the Kyoto Treaty.

You could recycle at home -- you know, Think Globally, Act Locally.

You could chain yourself to a big tree about to be cut down.

You could blow up a Hummer dealership.

You could quit eating beef.

You could quit passing gas.

Or, you could jump when it is your time zone's turn on World Jump Day, thus moving the Earth into a new orbit that would reverse global warmings impact. You can even sign up for a reminder e-mail.

Get to it people.


At 9:46 AM, Blogger Cassandra said...

Michael Moore is going to jump for me and Portia and Cricket - we don't weigh too much.


At 10:07 AM, Blogger spd rdr said...

It says they need 600,000,000 people to make this happens. What happens if they get 600,000,001? Does the earth go flying off into the void?

At 10:25 AM, Blogger Masked Menace¬© said...

We get lots of happy women and unhappy men because the bikini season is shorter? :©)

At 10:43 AM, Blogger portia said...

Cass, that depends whether it's before or after one of my usual lunches:)

At 12:09 PM, Blogger Cassandra said...

Oooh. Bikini season... hide the mirrors! Those darned things just keep getting smaller!

Situps (two thumbs down). Lunch (I still have some chicken enchiladas I made from last night....they are SO good!)

And I don't want to hear it Portia - you should be all ship-shape :) It's *me* I'm worried about right now.

But the sun is out today (sort of) and I have a new deck and a Coronita. Life is good.

At 1:38 PM, Anonymous Kenji said...



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