Monday, July 18, 2005

Self Esteem Run Amock

What happens when the schools' culture of undeserved "self esteem" takes over? Elijah Walker gives us a sneak peak. Everyone thinks they are the clone army of the future.


Elijah Walker's hearing in Hamilton County Common Pleas Court Wednesday sounded more like a science-fiction movie than a sentence for cocaine possession.
Walker said he wanted to plead guilty, even though he'd have to serve six months in prison.

But he raised an issue Judge Melba Marsh hadn't heard before: He didn't want to give a sample of his DNA, fearing the state might use it to clone him.

"I don't know what you're going to do with it," Walker told the judge. "You could do all kinds of things with it. I just know I have to protect it."

I have bad news for Mr. Walker. But I will let assistant prosecutor Kevin Hardman deliver the message:

"I'm not sure the state really wants another Elijah Walker," he said.

1 Comments:

At 12:28 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Cassandra,

I join you and Mr. Walker on this one too, though not for the reason you think.

The government needs his DNA so that we can build a clone army to fight China. It isn't like a billion soldiers are going to grow on trees, what with Roe v Wade killing all our minority potential soldiers. And since he is a minority, we won't feel as bad cloning him and letting them die.

 

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