Euro-trash Tuesday 7/12

Yeah, I know, I missed it last week, and I'm a day late this week. So sue me.

Naked German Man Yells At Trees:

A German man has been arrested after a marriage guidance counsellor advised him
to run around naked shouting at trees. Dieter Braun, 43, from
Recklinghausen said the stress release technique had worked perfectly until he
was arrested.

Yeah, that whole arrest and German jail thing can increase the stress level.

He told police that venting his anger on the trees had stopped him shouting at
his wife. "If I didn't go to the woods and scream at the trees then
my marriage would probably be over," he said.

Funny, but I think that if I had stripped and started yelling at our trees would be the beginning of the end of my marriage.

He added taking his clothes off at the same time made him feel more
relaxed. "For me it's a type of relaxation therapy. Feeling the breeze on
my naked skin really calms me down."

No argument here.

But local police said other visitors to the forest did not find his
behaviour relaxing and have now charged him with causing a public
nuisance.

Again, no argument here.

For other Euro-trash Tuesday, see A Guide To Midwestern Culture.