Elderly Man And Two Punks Negotiate Settlement

Two burglars entered a 79 year old Gayle Martin's house in Dry Ridget, Kentucky to discuss a hostile acquisition of Mr. Martin's personal property.

Negotiations ensued around 5 a.m. Mr. Martin employed the firm of .357 Magnum (firm picture at right) to negotiate for him. After a short discussion, the two burglars decided to end negotiations and settle for their life. They are now discussing a counter offer from University Hospial in Cincinnati.

Grant County Sherriff Randy Middleton indicated that no legal action would be taken against Mr. Martin, and added, "He's a good shot."

It is important to keep brushed up on those negotiation skills.

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