Thursday, June 16, 2005

When Bad Things Happen To Bad People And Make Me Laugh


Too funny.

A group of 30 women armed with curling irons and table legs beat a suspected armed robber until he collapsed at a beauty school in Shreveport, La., according to a Local 6 News report.

Police in Shreveport responded to a robbery call at Blalock's Professional Beauty College Tuesday after a 24-year-old man walked into the school, pointed a gun at an instructor and demanded cash. The women overwhelmed Jared Gipson, 24, and beat him until he was bleeding on the floor, according to the report.

Gipson tried to escape but the women pulled him back into the building and continued the beating, police said. "Oh, I put something on him, baby," school instructor Dianne Mitchell said. "He wasn't coming up out of here and telling nobody he robbed us and got away with it."


That's a shame.



At 6:08 PM, Blogger Jehane said...

That is pretty cold.

Curling irons are lethal weapons. They should have to be registered - I won't have one in my house.

At 6:45 PM, Blogger KJ said...

So you favor giving people with naturally curly hair an advantage in today's competitive society?

How very straight-hairist of you.

At 7:16 PM, Blogger spd rdr said...

Curling irons?....Oh curling irons! Like Hair curling things that get hot and sit by the side of the sink waiting for some poor male to wander in a (a) burn his hand grabbing the stupidthing, or (b) electrocuting himself while attempting to shave. I know those things.
But when I read the post I was thinking, no bull, about curling. Ya know the "sport" they play away up north with a big rock and brooms? "Strange," I thought, "when did they start using irons to play curling?"
God, I'm tired.

At 8:17 PM, Blogger KJ said...

Do you "play" curling? Is curling a gerund in that context?

Back to Sistrunk and White.

At 9:13 PM, Blogger Jehane said...

Actually KJ, I have naturally curly hair. Or more accurately I suppose it's more wavy than curly, so I don't use a curling iron. Anyway, I hate their guts and livers - spd's right. They burn people and they're evil.

I am *so* looking forward to sleeping tonite. I can almost *feel* it...

[futile request warning] Please go to bed early tonite mr rdr. Your desk will be there in the morning waiting for you and you'll get more done.

Not that you should listen to me...

At 10:06 PM, Blogger spd rdr said...

Beddy-bye nite-nite.


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