Saturday, December 17, 2005

7 Shopping Days

You only have 7 shopping days to get KJ something for Christmas. Well? What are you waiting for. Get out there.

Here are some suggestions.

Money, or gift cards.

Lower taxes. Well, for me anyhow.

One of those electronic bug zappers. Those things look so cool. I especially like the fly swatter type.

A Magic 8 Ball.

Cassandra blogging full time again.

The latest PJ O'Rourke book.


A box of cubans, Padrons or Arturo Fuentes.

Single malt scotch (one blend, Johnny Walker Blue, is fine), or one of the good bourbons (Blantons, Makers Mark or Woodford Reserve preferrably).

A tie. A nice tie, not a novelty tie. One I can wear to trial.

A client that doesn't bitch about my very reasonable bill after winning an 8 day, multi-million dollar potential exposure, wrongful death trial.

I'll may add even more later.

Leave me a comment of what you are getting me. I don't want any duplicate gifts. I hate returning stuff.


At 11:17 AM, Anonymous Brad Warbiany said...

My side of the family already did Christmas over Thanksgiving weekend, and I got exactly what I asked for: a home-brewing kit. If you're nice (and link to me often), I'll give you a six-pack after I get the hang of making beer :-)

Oh, and for bugs, I suggest the Mosquito Magnet Pro. I hear the "Pro" version will clear quite a bit of space. When I find that $1000 I left laying around somewhere, I think I need to buy one for myself...

At 11:39 AM, Blogger Pile On® said...

Nothing says love like homebrewing equipment, which reminds me, I have christmas beer to keg (you get tired of washing bottles Brad).

We are going to need an address KJ.

At 11:47 AM, Anonymous Brad Warbiany said...

On that note, I think my wife bought me a kegerator for Christmas. Not sure, but I'm REALLY hoping!

At 1:25 PM, Blogger Cassandra said...

Cassandra blogging full time again

KJ darlin', I just saw that. I love you :) Dammit, you made me cry. I hate you.

You know what I said the other day. If it's any consolation, I'm fricking miserable.

At 1:48 PM, Blogger tee bee said...

Now you're making me cry.

At 4:45 PM, Blogger Cassandra said...

KJ has that effect on women :)

Heh. I have to think about what I'm going to get him for Christmas. This is going to be good - he's been a very bad boy this year.

Maybe tee bee will help me. Why do I have a feeling this will involve Caged Heat or Selma Hayek and the snake dance?

At 9:49 AM, Blogger Pile On® said...

Wouldn't you rather have a client that doesn't bitch about an unreasonable bill?

I long as we are getting a client.

At 7:27 PM, Blogger Cassandra said...

Clients always bitch about the bill. I used to do collections for a lawyer. Never again.

At 6:37 PM, Blogger tee bee said...

Which has me wondering when the official office party for Cheese Industries is? Someone be sure to lock the copy room, or Pile will be xeroxing his buttock to the delight of himself.

I'd be okay with a couple of Cubans for the New Year. Haven't had one since my last trip to Mexico.

At 10:01 PM, Blogger Pile On® said...

I am pleased that you have gotten such an impression of sophistication from my foray into blogging.

Cubans are okay if you own a baseball team, but if you just want to get some work done around the house, you just can't beat a good Jewish Chinese Mexican.

At 9:57 AM, Blogger Masked Menace© said...

you just can't beat a good Jewish Chinese Mexican.

...but what if she likes it?

At 7:31 PM, Blogger tee bee said...

Shouldn't you guys be saving the sparkling conversation for the party? What with the xerox room being locked and all, you'll have to tell a lot more racially, genderally, and specially offensive jokes. That and because KJ refused to let Cass and me hire that Chippendale's guy.

At 10:23 AM, Blogger KJ said...

I'm sorry, but the Cheese will not pay for a Chipendale dancer advertised as "The Elephentitis Dancer."

If you want to order a Chippendale on the Cheese's dime, go with a normal stage name like Thunder Thighs.

At 1:06 PM, Blogger tee bee said...

What? It was a "something for everyone" choice.

The Chippendale's people didn't mention a guy called Thunder Thighs. I don't think you're talking about a guy...

At 10:42 PM, Blogger Cassandra said...

tee bee, I will show up if we're featuring Cubans or Chippendales.

Or, for that matter, perhaps Mr. On Xeroxing his tuckus.

I am easily amused.


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