Paris Sucks In The Springtime. Well, All The Time Really.
At least, that is what the video shows.
Paris Hilton, famous for being slutty with the last name Hilton, and Paris Latsis, famous for dating a slutty person named Hilton, got engaged. Everyone knows that. Nothing new. I am ashamed for knowing it.
But here is what really got me when I read the article linked at Ebb & Flow:The proposal reportedly came complete with a selection of 15 different rings from jewelers such as Tiffany and Harry Winston, including one 15-carat rock, according to Us Weekly. There has been no word on which sparkler Hilton ultimately picked to adorn her finger.
What a friggin' loser! He couldn't pick out the engagement ring himself? He is so ball busted that he had to give her 15 rings from which to choose? Pick a ring you wanker! Tell her that is the ring you picked, the man of your future mansion, and she is going to like it. Besides, she is only going to be wearing it a few months, two years tops. What difference does it make if she likes it.
posted by KJ @ 9:56 PM
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4 Comments:
We had a girl named Candy date a boy whose last name was Cain in my high school. That isn't nearly as funny as a married couple having the same name though. And idiots at that.
I for one am not surprised that he offered her 15 rings to choose from. One for each finger, one for each thumb, one for the nose, one for the ear, two for the nipples, and one more for the happy place.
Wow, fifteen rings. Sounds like true love to me.
I'm pretty sure this is double-dipping on the Eurotrash thing... although it's more trash than Euro.
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