Monday, June 27, 2005

Dumbass of the Week

Excluded from consideration due to concern about over exposure: Justices Stevens, Souter, Ginsburg, Kennedy and Breyer.

We go to Las Vegas, where the world famous CSI team is hard at work solving robberies and the like. This one was solved before the first commercial break.

Police in Las Vegas said they didn't have too much trouble finding the guy who robbed a pizza parlor. According to authorities, Alejandro Martinez left behind a job application with his real name and address. Clark County prosecutor Frank Coumou said he chalks it up to either inexperience or plain stupidity. Investigators said Martinez ordered a pizza and started filling out the application. Then he allegedly pulled a gun and demanded money. A clerk handed over $200.

Investigators not only have the application, they say a witness also wrote down the plate number on Martinez's getaway car. He now faces burglary and robbery charges.

But did he get the job?


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