Monday, April 10, 2006

Just One Of The Hypocritical Sides Of This Debate

Our political leaders are annoying, but since it was the illegal immigrant parade that interferred with my route to work this morning, they will get my wrath. So I stopped to let Keyser interview one fellow:

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Why are you protesting?

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Because America is made great by immigrants.

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Why do you carry a Mexican flag (not pictured)?

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Because I am Mexican.

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You love your country?

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Yes.

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You are proud of your heritage?

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Yes.

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How did you get here?

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I camped outside a border crossing for 10 days. Then, I crossed the border late at night. I was caught, and returned. I tried six more nights before I made it. Then, after nearly dying in the dessert, I paid a man to smuggle me to Atlanta. Since here I have made more money than I did my entire life, and I send a lot of it home to my family who will hopefull have enough soon to pay a smuggler several thousand dollars to drive them through the dessert in an un-air-conditioned box truck.

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Why?

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Who am I kidding. Because Mexico sucks, man.

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Do you think you will be participating in any other protest marches?

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Probably. Have you met my partner?

5 Comments:

At 4:07 PM, Blogger Cassandra said...

That is one good-looking animal.

I mean the pooch.

 
At 5:55 PM, Blogger Pile OnĀ® said...

I am going to lead a protest against this site if you don't stop posting that man kiss photo.

Viva la non-man kissing photos on blogs.

 
At 4:52 AM, Blogger Cassandra said...

Well gee, Pile.

Actually, I was just beginning to feel mildly turned on by it.

Not.

*running away*

 
At 9:29 PM, Blogger Geoffrey Boatswain said...

It's a father showing affection for his son! What's nauseating about that?

(Granted, I've never kissed my father like that. It could be a Venezuelan thing.)

 
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