Tuesday, March 28, 2006

Cheese Staff Adds Keyser Soze

The newest member of the Cheese staff is Keyser Soze.

His resume is here.

No one won a free year's subscription to the No Government Cheese Insiders' Page. Discount subsriptions are available to all who played.

No weiner dogs were harmed in the operation of this contest.

15 Comments:

At 11:22 AM, Blogger T. F. Stern said...

How about Oscar, as in Oscar Meyer Wiener...

 
At 3:50 PM, Blogger Cassandra said...

Fang.

 
At 5:32 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I could...but that would be cheating since I work with you, KJ!

 
At 5:45 PM, Blogger Cassandra said...

I just saw that sentence: "He is not a weiner dog".

What is wrong with being a weiner dog????

 
At 7:08 PM, Blogger KJ said...

Damnit girl, don't be so defensive. Mr. Stern suggested Oscar, and I interpreted his comments to mean that he might have thought the dog was a weiner dog, and I clarified that said look might be due to the camera angle.

It was a judgmentless statement of fact. No offense was intended.

 
At 11:22 PM, Anonymous Brad Warbiany said...

"Brownie"

That way, when he shits on the floor, you can say "I think you're doing a heckuva job, Brownie!"

 
At 3:46 AM, Blogger camojack said...

Rumplestiltzkin?

 
At 7:15 AM, Blogger Cassandra said...

Oh, I like that Brad.

I still think he looks like a weiner dog.

 
At 7:18 AM, Blogger spd rdr said...

Stay.

Just think of the fun you could have. "Come here, Stay!" Fetch, Stay!" The dog would be nuts in a month.

 
At 9:40 AM, Blogger tee bee said...

Name him anything you want, I know what I'm going to call him. And I'd better not find him sitting in my chair.

OTOH, I think we have the dishwashing issue - um - "licked."

 
At 7:02 PM, Blogger spd rdr said...

Did you really expect me to divulge sensative classified information simply for a subscription to a quasi-Libertarian Murder-Sheet? What do you think I am? Some kind of Lowly Insect?

Happy Days, Keyser.
You're finally Home.

 
At 7:04 PM, Blogger spd rdr said...

Great spelling, eh?
This is what happens when you you have to look at the keys when you type.

 
At 7:05 PM, Blogger spd rdr said...

Period..

 
At 8:40 PM, Blogger Cassandra said...

You can't HANDLE a weiner dog :)

Welcome, Keyser.

 
At 5:56 PM, Blogger tee bee said...

He picked that name so he'll be on the masthead above me, didn't he?

Looks like I'll be googling his res for "duplication."

I notice his picture is missing...

 

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