True Heart Wrenching Story
So I'm sitting in my office trying to protect the Man when two office workers enter. I recognized them since they worked in a file room down the hall, but I did not know either one's name. One of them introduces herself and asks me if I would be willing to give some money to the Heart Walk, which she is organizing for our office.
Here is a re-enactment of our conversation.
KJ: "What is that?"
Office chick: "It is for the American Heart Association."
KJ: "But I'm anti-heart."
Office chick: "How is that?"
KJ: "I just am. I am against hearts. Especially bleeding hearts. The heart is just a muscle, and overrated at that."
Office chick: "I need my heart."
KJ: "Then you should go to law school."
Office chick: "I plan to."
KJ: "Then give it time. You will learn how to live without your heart soon enough."
I gave her some desk drawer money and sent her on her way.