Thursday, October 27, 2005

Baseball Redeemed

It is better to make the play offs than not.

It is better to win the Division Series than not.

It is better to win the NLCS or ALCS, than not.

It is best to just win the whole dern thing.

Congratulations to the Astros for a great season. You are the top loser.

Congratulations to the White Sox for erasing that whole scandal thing.

You are the only non-loser left.


Why the White Sox won: They scored more runs each game than the Astros. They have black players, unlike their racist opponents (the Joe Morgan theory). They paid the Astros to throw the series. Wild cards shouldn't win the Series. Their manager is gay (see above) -- the Astros manager seems so un-gay. The Astros hit like it was April. The Astros quit taking steroids again.
Pitchers and catchers report in February.


At 11:21 AM, Blogger Pile On® said...

Redeemed? I don't know about all that.

I put the whole entire blame on Morgan Ensberg. It is all on him. All of it. If he could have hit anything they would not have been able to hit around Berkman. I am kidding but that was a big factor.

I am ready for spring, but we need to get younger in the rotation.

At 11:21 AM, Blogger Pile On® said...

Pitch around Berkman.

And these word verification letters are friggin hard to read.


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